When Actors Begin To Think,

A Barber Is By Nature And Inclination A Sport. He Can Tell You At What Exact Hour The Ball Game Is To Begin, Can Foretell Its Issue Without Losing A Stroke Of The Razor, And Can Explain The Points Of Inferiority Of All The Players, As Compared With The Better Men That He Has Personally Seen Elsewhere, With The Nicety Of A Professional.

What We Call Creative Work, Ought Not To Be Called Work At All, Because It Isn't. I Imagine That Thomas Edison Never Did A Day's Work In His Last Fifty Years.

The Parent Who Could See His Boy As He Really Is, Would Shake His Head And Say: 'willie Is No Good; I'll Sell Him.

A Sportsman Is A Man Who, Every Now And Then, Simply Has To Get Out And Kill Something.

In Ancient Times They Had No Statistics So They Had To Fall Back On Lies.