When A Young Man Begins

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.