When A Performer Doesn't Get

It's Frightening, The Way Life Speeds Up. When You're At School, Time Can't Go Fast Enough.

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

If I Go Out One Night, I Must Stay In The Next. It's The Same With My Golf. If I Play One Day, I Don't Play The Next. I Try To Pace Myself.

Once You've Experienced The Warmth Of An Audience, The Achievement Of Getting Your First Laugh, And Entertaining Them, Singing Or Playing Piano, It Just Keeps It All Going.

The Secret To A Happy Marriage Is If You Can Be At Peace With Someone Within Four Walls, If You Are Content Because The One You Love Is Near To You, Either Upstairs Or Downstairs, Or In The Same Room, And You Feel That Warmth That You Don't Find Very Often, Then That Is What Love Is All About.