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The Common Argument That Crime Is Caused By Poverty Is A Kind Of Slander On The Poor.

Unquestionably, There Is Progress. The Average American Now Pays Out Twice As Much In Taxes As He Formerly Got In Wages.

The Average Schoolmaster Is, And Always Must Be, An Ass.

A Puritan Is Someone Who Is Desperately Afraid That, Somewhere, Someone Might Be Having A Good Time.

Wherever I Sit Is The Head Of The Table.