What's The First Thing I

With People In The World Such As 'jamie Oliver' And [tv Chef] Clarissa Dickson-wright There Isn't Much Hope For Animals.

Does The Body Rule The Mind Or Does The Mind Rule The Body? I Dunno.

I Am Unable To Watch The Olympics Due To The Blustering Jingoism That Drenches The Event. Has England Ever Been Quite So Foul With Patriotism? The 'dazzling Royals' Have, Quite Naturally, Hi-jacked The Olympics For Their Own Empirical Needs, And No Oppositional Voice Is Allowed In The Free Press.

What's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up In The Morning? Wish I Hadn't.

Nothing Is Important, So People, Realising That, Should Get On With Their Lives, Go Mad, Take Their Clothes Off, Jump In The Canal, Jump Into One Of Those Supermarket Trolleys, Race Around The Supermarket And Steal Mars Bars And Kiss Kittens.