What's In That Pipe That

We Live In An Increasingly Sophisticated World That Makes It Difficult To Make Simple Comments On Stuff. There Are Too Many People On Both Sides Of The Border Who Are Taking Advantage Of Circumstances And The Situation.

Building Walls Isn't Going To Work In The Long Run. Some People Are Happy With The Wall In Israel, But Somebody Will Get A Weapon Someday And Knock It Over Or Something. Walls Aren't The Answer Between Countries, Though

Santa Claus Wears A Red Suit, He Must Be A Communist. And A Beard And Long Hair, Must Be A Pacifist. What's In That Pipe That He's Smoking?

Ostrich Is A Very Lean Meat. Bison Is A Very Lean Meat. Chicken Is A Very Lean Meat. Notice Something About My Favorite Meats?

But Think Of The Last Guy. For One Minute, Think Of The Last Guy. Nobodys Got It Worse Than That Guy. Nobody In The Whole World.