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I Pretend I'm One Of The Royal Family When I'm In A Hotel And That The Hotel Belongs To Me - It Is A Palace.

All These Things That Enter Your Head Are Assignments. You Write Them Up And Then Throw Them Out There And If Someone Wants To Do It, Your Assignment Is Done.

Sometimes People Get Passionate About The Obscure Jokes.

An Actor Can Spew Out Thoughts, But They're Not All Gold.

A Few Years Ago, I Won A Tony For Little Me And I Learned Two Important Lessons From That Experience. 1. Fair-weather Friends Are So Much More Interesting To Be Around And 2. It's Amazing What This Award Fetches On E-bay.