What's Going On Outside? It

I Have Always Liked The Kennedys As Politicians. They Had Such Great Hair.

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.

I Guess Ignorance Is Bliss -- When I Do Interviews People Always Say, "aren't You Upset That People Make Fun Of You?" And I'm Like, "are They Making Fun Of Me?" I Guess I Just Don't Get It.

I Don't Like Reality Television, But It Pays So Much Money.

I Have To Think Of Moderation, Which Is Not A Word That's In My Vocabulary. But I Try.