Whatever You Do, Do It

The Common Man, No Matter How Sharp And Tough, Actually Enjoys Having The Wool Pulled Over His Eyes, And Makes It Easier For The Puller.

I Am Indebted To The Press Of The United States For Almost Every Dollar Which I Possess.

The Show Business Has All Phases And Grades Of Dignity, From The Exhibition Of A Monkey To The Exposition Of That Highest Art In Music Or The Drama Which Secures For The Gifted Artists A World-wide Fame Princes Well Might Envy.

I Would Rather Hear The Pleased Laugh Of A Child Over Some Feature Of My Exhibition Than Receive As I Did The Flattering Compliments Of The Prince Of Wales.

The Bigger The Humbug, The Better People Will Like It.