Whatever Situation You Are In,

My Mum Always Felt That Women Deserved As Much As Men, And Should Have As Much Power, So I Suppose I Opted To Go Into A Very Male-dominated Arena To Try And Prove That.

I Often Tell Audiences At The Start Of My Shows That I'm Not Gay Because I've Got Petitions From Lesbian Groups Saying 'can You Tell People You're Heterosexual Because You're Giving Us A Bad Name.'

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.

I Used To Get Nervous About Three Weeks Before A Gig... Now I've Managed To Condense It Down To A Manageable Ten Minutes.

I Suspect Most Politicians Feel Overwhelmed Because People's Lives Are A Real Struggle, Full Of Unhappiness, And You Would Probably Feel Powerless To Do Anything About It.