Whatever It Is You Want

I Have A Fat Head - I Get Freaked-out Looking At Pictures Of Me.

Decide What It Is That You Are And Then Stay True To That Thing. My Brand Is Based Very Much On How I Live My Day-to-day Life.

I Don't Have To Write Jokes. I Don't Have To Write Insults. If You Ask The Man Of The Hour In The Hot Seat, My Mere Existence Is Clearly Insult Enough.

When You Really Want To Show Some Love, Keep The Flowers And Say It With Spaghetti.

My Dream Job Is To Be A Rock Drummer And The Alternate Drummer For The Foo Fighters.