Whatever A Man Thinks About

Men Have Two Basic Needs. Neither Of Them, No Matter What They Say, Is Sex. They Need Love And They Need Work. And Work Takes Priority Over Love. If A Woman Could Know Only One Fact About Men And Work, It Should Be That Work Is The Most Seductive Mistress Most Men Ever Have.

I Think We Should Follow A Simple Rule: If We Can Take The Worst, Take The Risk.

A Philosopher Is A Person Who Doesn't Care Which Side His Bread Is Buttered On; He Knows He Eats Both Sides Anyway.

For Men To Be Virgins, We Think It's Negative. We Think That There's Something Wrong With Them.

As A Celebrity, You Get A Certain Number Of Free Passes. You're Actually In A Better Position If You're A Celebrity Because People Care.