What You Are To Do

Who Are Those We Love? Only Those We Do Not Hate.

I Wish To Boast That Pygmalion Has Been An Extremely Successful Play All Over Europe And North America As Well As At Home. It Is So Intensely And Deliberately Didactic, And Its Subject Is Esteemed So Dry, That I Delight In Throwing It At The Heads Of The Wiseacres Who Repeat The Parrot Cry That Art Should Never Be Didactic. It Goes To Prove My Contention That Art Should Never Be Anything Else.

I Appeal To The Chemists To Discover A Humane Gas That Will Kill Instantly And Painlessly. In Short- A Gentlemanly Gas Deadly By All Means, But Humane, Not Cruel.

If You Can't Get Rid Of The Skeleton In Your Closet, You'd Best Teach It To Dance.

Be Like The Sun And Meadow, Which Are Not In The Least Concerned About The Coming Winter.