What Was The Best Thing

People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.

Tell People An Invisible Man In The Sky Created All Things, They Believe You. Tell Them What You've Painted Is Wet, They Have To Touch It To Believe.

I Think We Overrate Ourselves In Terms Of Our Abilities And Capacities. I Mean, Just Because You Can Build A Really Swell Bridge Doesn't, To My Way Of Thinking, Mean That You're An Advanced Civilization.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.