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A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.

My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found Out I Could Make Jokes. I Could Tell Jokes. I Could Write Them. So Over The Years, That's What I've Done.

If You're Not Failing Every Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Not Doing Anything Very Innovative.

My Films Are Therapy For My Debilitating Depression. In Institutions People Weave Baskets. I Make Films.