What Price Would God Demand

I Consider Myself Always A Humorist. And I Think Anybody Who Tells Jokes Or Makes People Laugh Is Humor.

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

Once We Used To Have To Crank Up Our Cars, Now You Can Pop It On From Inside Your House. Everything Has Changed Except How We Get Freedom.

Let Me Tell You, Never Before In The History Of This Planet Has Anybody Made The Progress That African-americans Have Made In A 30-year Period, In Spite Of Many Black Folks And White Folks Lying To One Another.

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.