What Our Country Deserves From

History Has Shown Us That 'get Things Done' Is Mindless Liberal Code For Passing Ineffective Legislation And Expanding Government For Government's Sake.

Try Walking The Halls Of Congress. It's Abercrombie & Fitch Meets The Hair Club For Men. Lots Of Really Photogenic Young People Kissing Up To Lots Of Insufferable Blowhards. Separated By One Or Two Generations, Most Of These Players Have Only One Real Thing In Common: They Have Never Been Weaned From The Public Teat. The Closest They've Ever Come To Meeting A Payroll Is When They Come Together To Spend Everyone Else's Payroll Taxes.

We Knew Chris Matthews Had No Shame. Now We Also Know The King Of Tv Ghouls Has No Souls

At The Dawn Of His Administration, President Obama Opined: 'a Democracy Requires Accountability, And Accountability Requires Transparency.' Magical Rays Of White-hot Sunlight Emanated From His Media-manufactured Halo. And Then Bureaucratically Engineered Darkness Settled Over The Land.

Washington Is Gripped By Crab-in-the-bucket Syndrome. And There's No Cure In Sight. Put A Single Crab In An Uncovered Bucket, And It Will Find A Way To Climb Up And Out On Its Own. Put A Dozen Crabs In A Bucket, And 11 Will Fight With All Their Might To Pull Down The Striver Who Attempts Escape.