What Is The World Coming

Unholy Soldier, Disciple Of Sin, What Kind Of Mind Are You Living In?

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

I'm A Very Simple Man. You've Got To Have, Like, A Computer Nowadays To Turn The Tv On And Off... And The Nightmare Continues.