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Our Party Must Continue To Strike Fear In The Heart Of The White Man, Our Real Enemy!

Dont Fight Even Over Girlfriends. The Country Is Full Of Beautiful Women. If You Cant Get One, Come To Mugabe For Assistance.

Don't Drink At All, Don't Smoke, You Must Exercise And Eat Vegetables And Fruit.

We Pride Ourselves As Being Top, Really, On The African Ladder... We Feel That We Have Actually Been Advancing Rather Than Going Backwards.

If Anybody Attacks Us We Will Readjust And Mobilise Ourselves For Action Immediately. That Will Be The End Of The Ceasefire If It Happens During The Ceasefire Period. If It Happens After We Have Won The Elections, Naturally We Will Put Up A Resistance.