What Is It About Death

Don't Worry, I Know Almost Exactly What I'm Doing.

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

Geez, I Should Stop Ruining My Life Searching For Answers I'm Never Gonna Get, And Just Enjoy It While It Lasts.

We Knew The Front Door Was Always Left Open, But We Broke In Just To Keep In Practice. Doxy Turned All The Washburn Family Photos To The Wall So There Wouldn't Be Any Witnesses.

I Don't Have To 'freedom-kiss' My Wife When What I Really Want To Do Is French-kiss Her.