What I Do With My

If I Had As Many Love Affairs As I've Been Given Credit For, I'd Be In A Jar At The Harvard Medical School.

There Have Been Many Accolades Uttered About Elvis' Talent And Performances Through The Years, All Of Which I Agree With Wholeheartedly. I Shall Miss Him Dearly As A Friend. He Was A Warm, Considerate And Generous Man.

The Martial Music Of Every Sideburned Delinquent On The Face Of The Earth.

People Often Remark That I'm Pretty Lucky. Luck Is Only Important In So Far As Getting The Chance To Sell Yourself At The Right Moment. After That, You've Got To Have Talent And Know How To Use It.

(while Accepting The Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award) I've Been Thinking About Why You Have To Get Famous To Get An Award For Helping Other People...if Your Name Is John Doe, And You Work Night And Day Doing Things For Your Helpless Neighbors, What You Get For Your Effort Is Tired. So, Mr. And Mrs. Doe, And All Of You Who Give Of Yourselves, To Those Who Carry Too Big A Burden To Make It On Their Own, I Want You To Reach Out And Take Your Share Of This...because If I Have Earned It, So Too Have You.