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Anthemic Rock Music Is Inherently Fascist - Anything Intended To Move Huge Masses Of People Is Politically Offensive To Me.

I Tried To Grow Up. Honest. Didn’t Quite Happen. I Guess I’m Someone For Whom Youth Still Seems More Real Than The Present, Or The Half Century In Between. And Why Not? I'm Deeply Underwhelmed By Most Contemporary Art, Literature, Music, Films, Tv, The Heinous Little Phones, Money Talk, Real Estate Talk, All That Stuff. The Internet, Which At First Seemed So Fascinating, Appears To Be Evolving Into Something Even Worse Than Tv, But We'll See.

My Style Is A Little Quirky. I Can't Play As Fast As Most Professional Jazz Players.

Now Why The Hell Would I Want To Increase The Volume Of My Ejaculation ? They Can Already Hear Me In The Apartment Next Door.

It's Great To Know That Our Old Stuff Still Sounds Good To Our Fans, Just As It's Wonderful To Think That We've Turned A Few People On To Jazz Over The Years.