What Could Be Funnier Than

I Used To Get Nervous About Three Weeks Before A Gig... Now I've Managed To Condense It Down To A Manageable Ten Minutes.

Wild Men Are So Enormously Attractive.

I've Never, Ever Had People Being Aggressive To Me In Public Or Abusing Me, And Actually Quite A Lot Of Men Do Say To Me, 'you're Quite Good' - Though They Can't Bear To Go, 'you're Great.'

I Am A Hip-hop Artist, As You Probably Know. My Hip-hop Name Is Big Smalls.

I Don't Hold Any Candle For Drama Versus Comedy.