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I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.

The English May Not Like Music, But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.