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As The Great Poet Wrote, ‘to Thine Own Self Be True.’…what? You Don’t Think A Skotos Can Be Literate? I Happen To Love Shakespeare. Hamlet Is One Of My Faves. (zeth) I’m Not Touching That One With Tongs And A Gas Mask. (jericho)

I Can’t Touch Him. (jared) Well, Don’t You Suck. (stryker) Oh, Believe Me, I Couldn’t Agree More. Just Be Grateful It’s Not Contagious. (jared)

I Beg Your Pardon. I’m Not Gross. (simone) Grody To The Max. Gag Me With A Spoon. I’ve Seen You In The Mornings. You’re Not Exactly Well Coiffed. (jesse)

I’m Turning Into An Old Woman. Might As Well Start Knitting And Bitching About Soap Operas, Gas Prices, And Rude Drivers.” – Sundown

You'd Be Surprised How Many People In The Modern Age No Longer Fear Zombies As Much As Teletubies.