What Am I Supposed To

A Plaintiff Who Comes Into A Court Of Justice Must Show That He Is In A Condition To Maintain His Action.

And You, My Best Friend On Earth, My Soul Sister Who Shares Chunky Monkey Scoops And Beefcake E-mails At The Drop Of A Hat, The Woman Who Made Me Wear A Frothy, Ruffled Lime-colored Bridesmaid Dress That Added Fifteen Pounds To My Hips, Are Going To Spill Your Guts To Me, Aren’t You? (sunshine) No Fair And The Dress Wasn’t Lime, It Was Mint. (selena) It Was Lime-icky Green And I Looked Like A Sick Pistachio. (sunshine)

It Is A Rule That Those Who Come Into A Court Of Justice To Seek Redress, Must Come With Clean Hands, And Must Disclose A Transaction Warranted By Law.

Look, There’s Nothing I’m Ever Going To Tell You About Me That’s The Truth. The More You Know About Me, The Shorter Your Life Span Is Going To Be. All You Need To Know Is That I Don’t Miss. In Fact, You Don’t Even Need To Know Exactly How Good I Really Am, Because If You Ever Find Out, You’re Going To Be Dead. (steele)

I Don’t Even Know What To Say To You. (acheron) Me, Either. I Guess We’ll Just Stand Here And Cry At Each Other, Huh? (kat)