What Am I Drinking? Nyquil

Last Time I Called Shotgun We Had Rented A Limo, So I Messed Up!

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"

I Type A 101 Words A Minute. But It's In My Own Language.

I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas Didn't Grow Sh*t.

On A Traffic Light Green Means 'go' And Yellow Means 'yield', But On A Banana It's Just The Opposite. Green Means 'hold On,' Yellow Means 'go Ahead,' And Red Means, 'where The Hell Did You Get That Banana At?'