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I Think Whatever An Artist Does, It Just Has To Be Quality And Good. I Think The Way Kanye's Doing What He's Doing With The Auto-tune Is Actually Creative Because He Just Writes Good Melodies. He Just Writes Good Songs. He's Just Gifted.

I Left 'saturday Night Live' Without A Film To Go To, And I'd Filmed 'old School' While I Was In My Last Season Of The Show, And That Hadn't Come Out Yet. I Was A Free Agent, In A Way, But I Knew It Was Time To Leave The Show And Test The Water.

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

I'm A Sex Addict. It's My Cross To Bear. It's A Real Disease With Doctors And Medicine And Everything!

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.