What A Shame To Waste

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

You Don't Have The Game You Played Last Year Or Last Week. You Only Have Today's Game. It May Be Far From Your Best, But That's All You've Got. Harden Your Heart And Make The Best Of It.