What A Heap Of Ash

You Can Always Spot A Fool, For He Is A Man Who Will Tell You He Knows Who Is Going To Win An Election.

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.

It's When You've Stopped Writing And Are Doing Other Things, Especially When You're Asleep, That The Real Work Is Done.

Don't Try To Write Too Much In A Single Session. One Thousand Words A Day Is Quite Enough. Stop After About Four Or Five Hours.

Another Of Cicero's Maxims Was That If You Must Do Something Unpopular, You Might As Well Do It Wholeheartedly, For In Politics There Is No Credit To Be Won By Timidity.