What A Fool I Was

I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair.

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

You Will Never Be Happier Than You Expect. To Change Your Happiness, Change Your Expectation.

[on Gay Men:] Let Me Say, A More Artistic, Appreciative Group Of People For The Arts Does Not Exist ... They Are More Knowledgeable, More Loving Of The Arts. They Make The Average Male Look Stupid.

Old Age Is No Place For Sissies.