We've Got Nancy Pelosi. She

South African Schoolchildren Set A World Record This Week By Creating The World's Longest Clothesline. Hey, What Do South Africans Wash Their Clothes With? Apar-tide!

Branson, Missouri, Is Vegas For People With No Teeth.

Sometimes You Just Have The Thin The Herd.

Ray Lewis Knifed Through Those Offensive Linemen Like A Sucker-punch Switchblade Slicing Between The Ribs Of Some Inebriated Trash-talking Punk Outside A Sports Bar.

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.