Werewolves Are Much More Common

I Believe It Is Impossible To Make Sense Of Life In This World Except Through Art.

Some Women Have Said, 'gee, Here I Am Getting Involved With This Fat Guy, What Will People Think Of Me?' But They Were Converted And Sometimes Surprised.

I Went To College, But I Learned To Write By Reading - And Writing.

Children Make Better Readers Than Adults. They Read As Carefully As I Write; Adults Read As A Means Of Getting Off To Sleep. I Get Letters Saying 'i Have Read Your Book Seventeen Times.' If You're An Adult Novelist And You Get That Letter, You Should Be Afraid. You're Being Stalked. Kids Always Read Them Seventeen Times!

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.