We're Like A Gardener With

All Of The Things I Used To Obsess Over, I'm No Longer As Obsessed With. I Have New Concerns But They're A Little More Existential Or Cosmic.

I Remember The First Day I Was Looking At My Hands And I Thought About My Nails. People Wouldn't Really Be Paying Attention To That, But A Civil War Doctor - What Would They Be Doing With Their Nails? Would They Cut Them Really Low? And Dr. Burns Said, "no, They Would Let Them Grow Out So They Can Scoop Stuff Out. They Would Use Their Nails." So For A While I Let My Nails Grow. They Were Too Long. I Kept Stabbing Myself By Accident, So I Cut Them Down, But I Was Trying To Be Faithful To The Details.

It Never Made Sense To Me That Someone Would Achieve Any Kind Of Success In Show Business, Only To Become A Jerk.

But, Yeah, I'm Really Happy When I'm Writing. When I'm Being Creative And When I Have Something That I Can Put Down. You Know, If You Go Out And You Overhear A Conversation Or You Have A Thought, You Have A Receptacle To Go Home And Say, 'oh, This Would Be Great In This Script.' Your Antenna's Out In A Different Way, And I Love That Time.

There's That Great Bill Hicks Line - The Comedian - Where He Says, "are You Proud To Be An American?" "i Don't Know. It's Just Where My Parents Had Sex."