Well, My Brother Says 'hello.'

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

I'm From Downer's Grove, Illinois. We Had A Blackout There The Other Day, But Fortunately The Police Made Him Get Back Into His Car Before He Got Too Far.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

When I Wake Up In The Morning, I Just Can't Get Started Until I've Had That First, Piping Hot Pot Of Coffee. Oh, I've Tried Other Enemas.

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.