We'll Just Have To Get

A Dimwit Thinks Nothing Is Funny Unless It's Mean.

Any Statement Beginning With The Words 'in Truth' Is Almost Always A Lie.

Humor Is Almost Always Anger With Its Make-up On.

I’m Not Particularly Keen On Writing Which Exhaustively Describes The Physical Characteristics Of The People In The Story And What They’re Wearing… I Can Always Get A J. Crew Catalogue… …so Spare Me, If You Please, The Hero’s ‘sharply Intelligent Blue Eyes’ And ‘outthrust Determined Chin’.

Because Things Like This You Can Only Ssay Once. And You Either Get It Wrong Or Right, It's The End Either Way, Because It's Too Hard To Ever Try To Say Again.