Well, I'm Still Here. Didn't

One Of The Inescapable Encumbrances Of Leading An Interesting Life Is That There Have To Be Moments When You Almost Lose It.

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World And Less Bakers! We Need People That Care! I'm Mad As Hell! And I Don't Want To Take It Anymore!

My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.

Yes, I Am A Pirate Two Hundred Years Too Late.