Well, I'm British. I'm Proud

I Can Do The Equivalent Of 150 Miles Per Hour And Not Get Stopped. I Could Quite Happily Pursue People Down The Motorway In My Helicopter.

I Like Girls Who Like The Countryside, Put On Walking Boots And Can Bend With The Wind A Bit. If You're Going To Live With Me, You Need To Be Able To Embrace The Countryside And Wet Dogs.

I Think A Lot Of Ladies Get Quite Scared About People Like Me, 'rock Stars', And It Can Be Hard To Meet The Right Sort Of Person.

I'm 41 Now And The Right Knee Has Got A Bit Of A Twinge In It. I Get About The Stage A Little Less Now.

The Ability To Last More Than Six Minutes - Isn't That What All Men Want?