Well, I Was Lost But

I Wanted To Get A Tape Recorder, But I Got A Parrot Instead. I Think I Did That Joke Backwards.

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

A Snake Bite Emergency Kit Is A Body Bag.

The Depressing Thing About Tennis Is That No Matter How Good I Get, I'll Never Be As Good As A Wall.

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.