Well, I Quit Those Days

You And Your Oven Are Capable Of Great Things,remember, No Two Ovens Are The Same.

Poor Cow, You'll Get Your Dumb Man. You'll See Your Whole Life Coming At You In The Back Of His Hand.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

From The Start, I've Always Admired Eminem's Thinking. That's The Reason I Wanted To Appear On The Grammys With Him When I Was Asked. Eminem Has The Balls To Say What He Feels And To Make Offensive Things Funny. That's Very Necessary Today In America, With People Being Muzzled And Irony Becoming A Lost Art. Artists Like Eminem Who Use Their Free Speech To Get A Point Across Are Vitally Important. There Just Aren't Many People In The World With Balls That Big And Talent That Awesome.

I'm The Connie Francis Of Rock 'n' Roll.