Well, I Play Jews And

I Was Talking To Jesus, And I Said, Jesus, I Feel Like No One Will Ever Accept Me. And Jesus Looked At Me And Said, You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.

I Used To Go To The Improvisation Comedy Club Every Night In Times Square. How I Didn't Get Killed In That Area Either Means That 1) God Is Watching Over Me Or 2) I Am So Insignificant To God That He Didn't Bother Having Me Killed.

I'm Terrible When I Have To Fill Up Free Time. My Days, If I'm Not Working, I Wake Up And Figure Out A Way To Kill Time Until It's Time To Go To Sleep.

In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond Christian.

When You Watch Robin Williams, You Can See A Lot Of Jonathan Winters. Robin Is The First One To Admit That; He Worshiped Jonathan Winters.