Well, I Love Bob Dylan,

I Feel Like When You Do Twitter, Sometimes You Just Have An Idea And You Fire It Off And Don't Really Think Too Hard About The Consequences Of That. I Think My Reputation There Is As A Comedian And Not Someone To Be Taken Seriously. But I Like The Idea Of Getting Out False Information And Just Muddying Up The Story And Making It As Confusing And, You Know, Schizophrenic As Possible.

Funny People Don't Really Laugh Very Much.

I Used To Work In An Office In New York For This Terrible Company, And We Used To Have Staff Meetings, And I Would Just Count How Many Times The Boss Would Use The Phrase "in Terms Of." And He Would Say It Like 30 Or 40 Times. And Sometimes He Would Just Say It. He'd Be Like, "uhh, In Terms Of, How Are We Doing With That?" I Realized Nobody Knows What They're Talking About. Everyone's Bullshitting. Maybe Not Everybody, But Certainly A Lot Of People.

A Good Example Of A Lyric That Makes Me Laugh But Might Not Hit Anybody Right Away Is, "sit Behind The Guitar And Play The Chords," Just Because It's Such A Lame Image. It's Not Rock'n'roll At All To Be Sitting Behind A Guitar.

I Think, You Know, I'm German, And Um, Probably Not Very Expressive In My Emotions.