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They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

I'm Quite Good At Taking In Information So I Voraciously Inhale Wikipedia - Which May Have Some Things Wrong In It, But I Think Is Generally More Information Than We Had Before. Last Tour We Didn't Have Wikipedia. And Then Discovery Channel And History Channel. I Can Take It In And Retain What I Think Are The Most Important Facts.

Drag For Me Is Costume, And What I'm Trying To Do Is, Sometimes I'll Go Around And Wear Makeup In The Streets, Turn Up To The Gig, Take The Makeup Off, Do The Show, And Then Put The Makeup Back On. It's The Inverse Of Drag. It's Not About Artifice. It's About Me Just Expressing Myself. So When I'm Campaigning In London For Politics, I Campaign With Makeup On And The Nails. It's Just What I Have On, Like Any Woman.

No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"

For Me To Put A Look Together, If It's Going To Be A Boy Look Or A Girl Look Or Whatever, Is Quite A Tricky Thing To Do. I'm Not Doing Drag Because Drag Is Seen In A Certain Way And My Comedy Has Got Zero To Do With What I'm Wearing. I Could Wear An Elephant Suit And Say The Same Thing.