Well, As I Was Saying...

There Ain't Been No Angels In Heaven Around Since God Invented Girls.

I Get Bombed For Breakfast In The Morning, I Get Bombed For Dinner.

The Thing About Vegas Is, I Don't Have To Fly Anywhere, And That Really Helps. It Means I Stay In One Place For Three Weeks At A Time Instead Of Flying Backwards And Forwards.

I Think People Should Be Free To Engage In Any Sexual Practices They Choose; They Should Draw The Line At Goats, Though.

I'm Not Everybody's Cup Of Tea. But Sometimes Criticism Can Be Hurtful. Be Respectful I'm A Good Piano Player, I Can Sing Well, I Write Good Songs. If You Don't Like It, Fair Enough. But Give Me A Break.