We Wait Always For Something

Never Write About A Place Until You're Away From It, Because That Gives You Perspective

And You Treat Me Wonderfully And Keep All Your Promises.

The Parody Is The Last Refuge Of The Frustrated Writer. Parodies Are What You Write When You Are Associate Editor Of The Harvard Lampoon. The Greater The Work Of Literature, The Easier The Parody. The Step Up From Writing Parodies Is Writing On The Wall Above The Urinal.

Later He Had Seen The Things That He Could Never Think Of And Later Still He Had Seen Much Worse.

I Don’t. I Don’t Want Anybody Else To Touch You. I’m Silly. I Get Furious If They Touch You.