We Tend To Outdo Ourselves.

Some People Have Their Own Bowling Ball And Their Own Bowling Shoes... And No Friends.

Most Single Guys I Know Think Fatherhood Is Terrifying.

I'd Really Like To Promote My Increasing Consumption Of Bacon.

You Ever Mix Two Different Groups Of Friends? That Can Be Stressful. You Always Feel Like You Have To Prep 'em. You're Like, "these People Over Here, Uh, They Don't Think I Drink. And Don't Be Thrown By My British Accent."

We Wrote About Having Five Kids And Bringing Them To Church. A Journalist At The Washington Post Wrote This Article Where The Headline Was "the New Catholic Evangelism Of Jim Gaffigan." And It Was A Bit Terrifying.