We Shouldn't Need Riot Police

College Football Today Is One Of The Last Great Strongholds Of Genuine Old-fashioned American Hypocrisy.

Why Is The Rest Of The World So Overcrowded? Nobody Lives In America! We're All Squashed Up On Top Of Each Other In London.

I Don't Like John Terry And I Never Have. He's Got Funny Eyes And He's A Cry Baby. He's Also A Cockney.

I Think The Fact That Sir Alex Ferguson Rested Howard Webb Had A Lot To Do With The Result.

I Just Think Radiohead Are F-in' Miserable Bastards.