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I'm Fairly Certain That Yolo Is Just Carpe Diem For Stupid People.

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

I Really Wanted People To Pay Attention To Me And Like Me. And The Class Clown Thing, You Know? There's A Weird Desperation To The Class Clown When You Really Investigate It. Why Are They Trying To Be The Clown So Much? They're Filling Some Kind Of Hole.

I'm Not Thinking About Forcing My Kids To Watch My Movies. It's Always Awkward When Someone Says: "hey, I Wrote A Song, Can I Play It For You?" That Would Be The Dynamic, If I Was Like: "hey, You're My Son, Watch My Work!" I Don't Want To Put Them In That Awkward Position. Just Because When They Get Older, That's When I'm Worried, That They'll Judge Me And Say: "yeah, My Father's ******* Jack Black. He Was In That Cheesy Movie." So, I'm Going To Keep It All High Quality. It'll Be A Quality Controller.