We're More Effective Than Birth

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".

I Play My Life Straight - The Way I See It. I'm Grateful To Audiences For Watching Me And For Enjoying What I Do - But I'm Not One Of Those Who Believe That A Successful Entertainer Is Made By The Public, As Is So Often Said.

I Know You've Been Married To The Same Woman For 69 Years. That Is Marvelous. It Must Be Very Inexpensive.

I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.