We Must Never Forget That

Without Laughter Life On Our Planet Would Be Intolerable. So Important Is Laughter To Us That Humanity Highly Rewards Members Of One Of The Most Unusual Professions On Earth, Those Who Make A Living By Inducing Laughter In Others. This Is Very Strange If You Stop To Think Of It: That Otherwise Sane And Responsible Citizens Should Devote Their Professional Energies To Causing Others To Make Sharp, Explosive Barking-like Exhalations.

...we Are Entitled To Make Almost Any Reasonable Assumption, But Should Resist Making Conclusions Until Evidence Requires That We Do So.

Physical Fitness Is In. I Recently Had A Physical Fit Myself.

This Is The Tonight Show. I Can't Tell You Too Much About It, Other Than The Fact That This Program Is Going To Go On Forever.

Radio Is The Theater Of The Mind; Television Is The Theater Of The Mindless.